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Oh, holy hell, did this ever make me laugh my butt off:http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/blog/a-description-of-nipples It's from the blog Smart Bitches, Trashy Books - which covers romance novels/women's erotica from a hilariously snarky perspective - and this particular post is about the subject of nipple descriptions. The real hilarity starts in the comments, though, when readers are invited to submit their own paragraphs with creative depictions of the body part in question. You'll never look at hot dogs or elevator buttons the same way again.

(After reading this, if anyone catches me using the phrase "flat male nipples" in a future fic, feel free to hit me with a rock-paper-scissors hammer.)

Very happy about the reactions to the two fics I posted last weekend, by the way - thank you, everyone! And the other remixes of the ShouPon fic will be coming, so the other "survivor" couples will get their chances to react to the Surprise!Porn! (Poor Ruki is really going to have to restock his lube supply.)

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ldybastet
Mar. 14th, 2012 08:03 am (UTC)
The comments!!! "over-excited rice krispies"!!! -_- "sinewy seaweed nipples"! (That had to be a joke!) Nipples that zap the toucher with their nippleness!!! LMAO!

Dear god. LOL But it is odd that so many nipples seem to be the same. Cherries? They're kind of big... Maybe I've only seen tiny nipples then if that is the norm. ;)

I kind of liked the perma-boners though. LOL Now I'm suddenly a little paranoid about my own descriptions, but I actually don't think that I've ever felt the need to describe nipples and compare it to anything else. When I started writing 10 years ago, I had a beta reader who turned a sledge hammer on any metaphor or description that compared something to something else... So I just describe things as they are. ;) I call them... *drumroll* ... nipples!

Thanks for linking! :)
misumaru
Mar. 14th, 2012 08:14 am (UTC)
I... I don't think I can eat cherries again for a while. O_o
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